Rules of dating according to Michael
- Never date somone younge enough to be your daughter
- If the she is a working at a bar or cafe' be sure she not looking for a big tip.
- Be wary of women in church with school age children they are either looking for a father for their children
or just being nice
- If feeeling lonely skip rules 1 thru 3 and ask the Lady out
Having been drinking one night as a freshmen at U of Utah I wonder upon my friend Phil who
was doing chemistry home. When Phil realized I was drunk He quizzed me on the subject relatioinship with women.
Having never dated I spewed forth a litany of jokes as seen a Penthouse magazine. After a while I realized Phil was
writing these down; I left. After that night they the floor members granted me a Doctorate of Philosphy in Sex.
The Term Professor Mike was squarely put upon me to this day
Everyone else has a web site, so I figured, why not me too? On this site I'll describe myself and share my interests
and ideas.
My Hobbies: some hobbies is raising a American Cocker named Josie. Another pastime I have is walking in
the woods and watching Josie track scents
I am avid sport fan watching football & Baseball on tv. During basketball season I am an avid fan of the Runnin'
Utes of the University of Utah. Most the time I watch ACC and Big East games because of the time differences and geography.
Most Admired
My father is prayed man he put family before a career to help us get through college and helped us set Lifes of our own.
He worke over 30 years at Pratt &Whitney Aircraft and retired with many awards.
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